DIRTY LITTLE CAPTION SYNTH
● RENDERING
FEED THE GOBLIN
drop .srt here · the goblin only eats subtitles
PRESETS
TYPE
SIZE
FX
CLEAN HUMAN
subtle · readable · not embarrassing
NIGHT DRIVE
glow · motion · cinematic weight
ACID WITCH
chaotic · rainbow · send help
BRAIN SOUP
possessed · signal rot · unstable
TEXT SIZE52
GLOW50%
GRAIN20%
SPEED1.0×
⚄ ROLL THE GOBLIN ⚄
THIS IS A SUBTITLE.
0:04 / 0:32
EXPORT MP4
ENTER THE GOBLIN MODE →
☠ SRT GOBLIN _

Tired of generic caption designs everywhere?
Here's your way out.
Your captions deserve some bad influence.

Feed them to the Goblin and start making questionable visual decisions.

TINY TOOL. NASTY RESULTS.
No After Effects·No subscription·No cloud upload
Runs locally in your browser. The Goblin never eats your data.
SRT GOBLIN — DIRTY LITTLE CAPTION SYNTH
APP SCREENSHOT — REPLACE WITH REAL IMAGE
SECTION 02 — DEMO

Turn clean captions into moving little incidents.

Start with a normal subtitle file. End with a styled caption overlay that actually belongs in your edit.

GENERIC CAPTIONS
Clean. Predictable. Everywhere.
This is a subtitle.
SRT GOBLIN
Motion. Grain. Glow. Rot. Rhythm. Bad ideas.
THIS IS A SUBTITLE.
BEFORE / AFTER VIDEO — REPLACE WITH REAL EMBED
SECTION 03 — WORKFLOW

Feed. Twist. Export.

Three steps. One SRT. Whatever captions you'd actually want to use.

01
FEED IT SRT

Drop in your subtitle file. Make it anywhere you want — Captions, CapCut, Premiere, DaVinci, Final Cut, a transcript tool, whatever. The Goblin only needs the SRT.

02
CHOOSE A MOOD

Start with Goblin presets, start fresh, or hit ROLL THE GOBLIN and let the randomizer make the first bad decision. Good and Evil modes included. TRASH drawer included for people who should know better.

03
EXPORT THE OVERLAY

Download an MP4 caption layer, place it above your video, set blend mode to Screen, and keep torturing it in your timeline. We don't judge.

☠ SRT IN. GOBLIN OUT. TIMELINE SURVIVES. ☠
SECTION 04 — WHY THIS EXISTS

For captions that escaped the template factory.

Built for the moment when clean captions start feeling too clean.

01 ────
TEMPLATE CAPTIONS ARE EVERYWHERE

Modern caption tools are fast, useful, and often painfully predictable. Great for speed. Not always great for taste.

02 ────
AFTER EFFECTS IS OVERKILL

Excellent software. Wrong size hammer when you just want your subtitles to stop looking dead.

03 ────
SUBSCRIPTIONS GET OLD

Not every tiny creative tool needs a monthly plan, a dashboard, and a growth funnel.

04 ────
YOU ALREADY HAVE THE SRT

Make subtitles wherever you like. Export SRT. Feed the Goblin. Keep your existing workflow.

05 ────
MANUAL STYLING BURNS TIME

Presets first. Knobs second. Existential crisis optional.

SECTION 05 — FEATURES

TINY TOOL. NASTY RESULTS.

Runs light, hits weird.

☽ GOOD GOBLIN
Presets with some dignity

Starting points that won't embarrass you in a client edit.

Clean HumanCinema GoblinNight DriveDead Typewriter
☠ EVIL GOBLIN
Presets with no dignity whatsoever

For when you've made peace with your choices.

Acid WitchBrain SoupPossessed SignalMeltdown
◈ RANDOMIZER
Roll the Goblin

Let the randomizer make the first bad decision for you. Good mode or let Evil mode include the dangerous toys.

⚄ ROLL THE GOBLIN ⚄
⚠ EFFECTS
TRASH drawer

Signal rot, text quake, acid rainbow, strobe glow, hellfire and other bad ideas.

Signal RotText QuakeAcid RainbowHellfire
◈ PRIVACY
Local browser rendering

No install. No server upload. Just your browser doing goblin work. Your SRT stays on your machine.

◈ OUTPUT
Export overlay

MP4 on black background, built for Screen blend mode. Drop it above your video. Black disappears. Captions stay.

16:9 · 4:3 · 9:16 · 1:1 · 4:5
SECTION 06 — PRIVACY

Your subtitles stay out of the cloud swamp.

SRT Goblin runs in your browser. Your .srt file is processed locally. No project dashboard, no cloud library, no data ritual.

SECTION 07 — PRICING

Buy once. Feed forever.

Same Goblin. Different level of caffeine-based generosity.

CHEAP COFFEE GOBLIN
€15
EARLY ACCESS

For people who brew coffee at home and still deserve ugly-beautiful captions.

INCLUDES
  • Lifetime access
  • License key by email
  • All current Good and Evil presets
  • Local browser export
  • Future early updates
  • Commercial use of exported overlays
GET CHEAP COFFEE GOBLIN
SUPPORT THE CREATOR
FANCY COFFEE GOBLIN
€29
EARLY ACCESS

For people who occasionally buy suspiciously expensive coffee and want to support one Czech creator building a weird little tool instead of another subscription SaaS.

INCLUDES
  • Same Goblin. Same access.
  • More support for development
  • Lifetime access
  • License key by email
  • Commercial use of exported overlays
SUPPORT THE FANCY GOBLIN

Both options unlock the same tool. Pick the one that feels right. The Goblin does not judge your caffeine economy.

Regular lifetime price after Early Access: €39

No subscription. No fake free tier. No pro creator growth dashboard.

SRT Goblin is made by one creator from the Czech Republic who wanted a caption tool that felt more like a toy synth than a corporate template machine. If you buy it, you help keep the Goblin fed and the project alive.
SECTION 08 — COMPATIBILITY

Made for your timeline, not our ecosystem.

Export your overlay, place it above your video, set blend mode to Screen. Black disappears. Captions stay.

PREMIERE PRO
Screen blend · MP4 overlay
DAVINCI RESOLVE
Screen composite · MP4 clip
FINAL CUT PRO
Screen blend · Connected clip
ANY EDITOR
MP4 overlay + Screen blend

You get a video layer for your project. Use it as-is, stack it, cut it, color it, or torture it further. We don't judge.

▶ BLACK + SCREEN BLEND = CAPTIONS APPEAR
SECTION 09 — FAQ

Questions for the Goblin.

No. It styles subtitles you already have. The Goblin is a stylist, not a transcriptionist.
No. The Goblin has taste, not language skills.
Yes. Make or edit your subtitles wherever you like, export SRT, then feed it to the Goblin.
No. You only use your SRT file. The Goblin never sees your video.
No. It runs locally in your browser. Nothing leaves your machine.
Because MP4 transparency is a compatibility mess. Black + Screen blend is simple, stable, and editor-friendly.
No. One-time payment. Lifetime access.
Some effects flash. Use them like an adult. Strobe effects should be avoided for sensitive viewers.
Yes, with a valid license. Both pricing tiers include commercial use of exported overlays.
SECTION 10

Your captions deserve
a bad influence.

Feed the Goblin an SRT.Twist the knobs. Export the overlay.Pretend this was your plan all along.
Runs locally in your browser. The Goblin never eats your data.